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There's a bug in android version where I can't use "guide" menu. So, I press "guide" then the "guide screen" will pop up and after tapping litteraly anywhere the screen will go back to the previous one

Picture 1 - status menu

Pucture 2 - guide menu

Picture 3 - after tapping anywhere, guide menu disappears

Gameplay wise - no. But the way you feel after defeating her by your hands and luck is very pleasant to say the least. I spent a plenty of attempts while trying to beat her the first time

I was able to defeat her in both ways - attack and seduce, but it looks like shatter will be impossible for me. In two of my attempts I was very close shattering her, but then RNGsus said "F* you" and Ophelia started getting incredibly high dices and shit like 6-5-4, while everything I got was some ducking 2-1-1. And of course, she destroyed me. I'll try to join discord server and carve my nickname in the an(n)als of CK as the destroyer of Ophelia the AssKicker

You should load a save file that doesn't have the event completed, and complete main story quests until the one that you got stuck on. After that complete "The Forge" event and you can continue. Or maybe you can check the bugfix in discord idk. 

It took me roughly 10-11 hours

700 см

no... 

How do I do "make waves"? I already got to the point where the cafe is flooded but I didn't get the achievement 

I completed every "basic" difficulties and it just appeared

For some reason, when you do "look for a way out" at the outskirts, after goons' paper doll when MC says "Uh-oh!" Jessica's paper doll appears. Can you fix that? 

Also, stay healthy! 

So I was reading the new dialogue with Lily and... damn XD. I totally didn't expect to see HL2 combine monitors in the bar xd. 

Thank you my man

Okay, so it looks like I got some kind of a bug. The patch note says: 

Alice: Can be found at the FRONT DOOR on MONDAY MORNING!

Alice: Can be found in the GARDEN on WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON!

Alice: Can be found in the LIVING ROOM on FRIDAY MORNING!

But the thing is that I can talk to her in the garden and at the front door from Monday to Thursday anytime. So I go to the garden - she's there, go to the front door - she's also here. So she teleports like sans from undertale. But, starting from Friday I can only talk to Alice in the living room, when she is watching TV, and from Friday to Sunday that's the only way how I can interact with her. 

New update exactly on the same day as my exam lmao. I passed it btw. Now I can enjoy new content!

Also, there should be new story and battle with blonde-blue girl. How do I access that? 

I already did that. All the boss girls are also rehabilitated and investigating areas gives nothing now.

Oh and I also built training grounds and got +1 extra PHY stat(so much) 

It looks like a got a problem. So I've beaten all the bosses except for very chunky mushroom lady and buff mushroom lady(if it's even possible to fight with her). So I went to go fight with the chunky one, but she just wasn't there. But usually she was. Is this some bug, or maybe I didn't do something? Or was she just removed from that place? 

I'm currently on Act 3 and I already conquered all of the north-west territories. It seems like there's nothing to do from now on, because I can't scout nor can I attack other areas. Is this really all you can do in current public build, or I'm missing something? 

The game is very good, to say the least. It provides quality entartainment and very pleasant to see, how your moorista's boobs are becoming bigger and bigger overtime. Touches the spots y'know. 

But still, I met some problems when playing this game (mobile version). 

First thing is that the game is not... smooth. It feels like I'm playing in 40-50 fps all the time and can't see those smooth 60 fps movements. Maybe that's just the mobile ver. problem and I hope dev will fix this(or maybe my phone is just not good enough). 

The second, well I think milky mode needs some rework. In HM(MM) (Hard Mode(Milky Mode)) at certain time the milk produce becomes so fast, that you almost don't have time to actually make the drink. And what's funnier, you may not be even halfway to maxed milk capacity. Surely "Calming tea" carries HM(MM), but that's a lot of time and money wasted on upgrading CT. All of those money and time could be spent on upgrading Stretchy Candy or buying new toppings/additional drinks, but you have to upgrade CT or your moorista will just quit her job and you'll lose. But even here I found some lulz in that cracked milk produce. I spent more than hour, but got to around 100 mil ml produce. I swear that moorista can cause some economic crisis or catastrophe by giving her enough time lol. 

Third thing is that I would like customers to more likely order cup with 100% breast milk and some toppings when your moorista is full of milk, because that's nice cash and can empty her quite well. 

Also, moorista once said something like "I hope I get city size in the sequel". Do you really plan to make Cowtastic Cafe 2 later in the future? That would be awesome tbh but if your not planning to make it even later in the future or your not gonna make it at all then it's fine, I can understand. 

In conclusion, I'm gonna repeat that this game is really good and if you would like to see some chick (or cow in this case) get some enormous tits and even sell her milk to the customers then this game is for you. To players: have fun. To devs: wish you the best. 

Best regards, 

Monsteriano